Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For

Publicado el 31 mar 2020
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Scales: Mermiads Are Real is an extremely bizarre take on mermaid lore and mythology. Please enjoy my review
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  • HA

  • "gUyS mY bOnEs ArE gEtTiNg SqUisHy" lmao

  • This is the most cliche movie ever bruh I predicted everything from the start

  • D A N D A N ? *WHEEZE*

  • " I WANT THAT GIRL" am taking that out of context

  • NO Wrong the moral of this movie is Never ever mess with a mermaid or it’s over

  • She said your body made out of 65% of work 60% on goggle Google

  • Sirens lure sailors into falling in love with them and lead them into the sea and drown them and eat their souls or their bodies, the other one is the one you said soooo

  • This made me laugh wayyyyyyyyyyy to much

  • Y’all the acting in this movie is just ✋😬

  • b r i t t l e b o n e s n i c k e y

  • Be right back, I gotta do my taxes. **wails**

  • My sister watches this so much. I’d rather watch Camp Cool Kids.(Make a video of Camp cool kids)

  • The modern closet oceanographically sneeze because brow randomly hunt afore a amuck shadow. simple, actually denim

  • but at night they get squishy

  • “My bodies changing and there’s nothing I can do about it” Me: isn’t that puberty?

  • Yes

  • Mermaid come here corona is here !

  • Omg I saw it like two years ago and it sucked, and I think it's Scales: A Mermaid's Tale.

  • PLEASE do Aquamarine

  • ahh yes. that relatable moment when your friend says that their a mermaid and then runs off.

  • Wait so...she avoided the water for *YEARS* she must STINK

  • Siren's Foaster Mom : This would make you very desirable to the Hunters.. Siren : The HHHHHHUNTERS?-

  • A mermaid with healing powers? Idk man, sounds pretty Mipha to me.

  • Mermaid Is girl Merjanitor Is man

  • HA


  • i came for those blue eyes, stayed for the content

  • stiff mass.

  • Dude I laughed so hard I think I busted a spleen

  • Feeling cute might suck out all the water from someone

  • GERG

  • It's the opposite of The little mermaid 😮😮

  • You made me laugh hard man

  • I swear this guy is the funniest guy ever

  • That 'crOnCh' sound effect when Adam fell was priceless.

  • me : **singing** my sisters : what the heck are u doing? shut up! me : ugh rude i'm just wailing, its a mermaid thing u would never understand 🙄

  • Omg I know that feeling when you're watching something and a character asks question with an obvious answer and you're just like 'Well, what did you think he was gonna say?'

  • He should react to dhar mann🤣

  • I’ve watched this 3 times I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I am the one the first Greg yes its true hello

  • Mermaid in French is siren

  • It’s so trash

  • So scary

  • 2:45 the h20 girls

  • When you went like "LOVING THE WATER!!!!!!!!!" I just laughed so much bc it was so funny!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • I’ve been trying to avoid this video but it keeps coming back

  • Not me wacthing this video 69 times

  • OMG I WATCHED THIS and this is the actually some inspiration for my wattpad stories in the past

  • Next react to ghost by lev camron

  • Siren’s tail is just a mermaid costume that kids wear

  • Wait umm just blood bend them not uhh whatever that was 🙃

  • Funne

  • the moment i realized this movie isn’t about being a mermaid and it’s about turning into a woman blew my mind like???


  • abc defghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

  • Danny:What do they do in the ocean? Me:They smoke seaweed.

  • 2:10 this should be a song ngl

  • Am I the only one that thinks Siren is a blood bender unu

  • “There’s no nice words for ugly” I say as I look in the mirror

  • Plot twist the creepy guy was the good guy and siren wants to murder everyone.

  • Danny said "...wouldn't that be like naming your kid Person" like there aren't people named Guy living among us

  • I love that movie! I watched it alot! it's the best 😁

  • Yes, very scales.

  • That entire first interaction with the creepy friend is giving me child grooming vibes-

  • bloodbending

  • Why did al the people gasping become british?

  • He should react to wild child

  • so you are telling me that your name is not greg


  • Imagine you meet your long lost mother and you're being hunted and you just scream at her

  • 7th Time watching this...

  • The people in the choir were wailing, ah understandable

  • “the HUNTERS” :0

  • never saw the movie before but honestly it looks like shit

  • ‘ I’ve always dreamed of water, living in it, breathing in it ‘ Who told this child you can breath in water? Like WHO ?!

  • Mom: “I must hide my daughter and not let the hunters know she’s a mermaid” Also mom: “I’m gonna name her siren”

  • This is totally irrelevant but I just drank the best orange juice of my life.

    • that is 100% relevant

  • This movie does not make any sense

  • Wait wot? They kidnapped her adopted mother who's not a mermaid to take her blood? She's a human like you you stupid hunters

    • And then one of the mermaids.... "let me ask her if she wants to volunteer to give her blood" all the characters forgot she's human... Even the adopted mom herself when she whales with the others too... Or she just wanted to fit in

  • Bro she just bloodbended to the jail you go Oh im sry wrong something

  • I like how during one of the scenes when there underwater it shows her fake tail wrinkiling and and u can't tell it's fake

  • We should honestly just leave mermaid movies and shows to Australians

  • Wait it's kinda ironic her name is siren and she a mermaid

  • 18:48 holy CoW danny is fuckin yolked

  • *So it also kinda seems like naming your kid murderer* me: Purple guy's original name?!?

  • greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg

  • *MY MY BO BO*

  • Istg when she tells Adam “I’m a mermaid” and probably walks off to do the Debbie Ryan thing- that was all the girls in like 3rd grade 🤧

  • the first thing i see: scales: the insane mermaid

  • E

  • Adam:Who’s half human know? Mermaids:👁👄👁 Vampires:👁👄👁 Merman:👁👄👁 Centaurs:👁👄👁 Harpy:👁👄👁 Minotaurs:👁👄👁 Edit-I’m sick so frick you mermaids

  • I watched this movie before and it ruined my childhood and I was like DIGUSTANG

  • 23:39 My body is made up of 69% water. Im very sorry.

  • Hug Kiss Breathe

  • If she’s a siren then is she a ambulance mermaid?

  • I was going through a mermaid phase ok?! I am **NOT** weird

  • No offence I thought you were part of the thumbnail for a sec-

  • Gosh, my favourite activity with my mates is to just.... *wail*

  • Imagine if we take all there blood and cure corona virus 😃