Instagram's Strangest "Magician"

Publicado el 24 may 2019
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I've seen this magician and his friends all over Instagram lately and he's super weird, so you know your boy had to do a vid on him. Have a good time, have fun and be safe!
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Comentarios

  • Why is Greg the fastest growing army on the internet? Is this facts or nah?

  • *loses a chicken nuggie and finds it behind me* "BLOOD OF JESUS"

  • My "eyes" are filled with milk too

  • I totally pulled that creamer trick when I was in middle school except mine was better because I just held them up by my eyes and popped them as soon as my friends mom opened the door lol

  • B - G L - R O - E O - G D - - O - F - - J - E - S - U - S -

  • 1:26 i thought there was somebody in the jacket lol

  • For what it's worth, here in the UK we have designated zones for parking, and in towns/cities there are parking wardens who go around and issue fines. Your car doesn't get towed unless it's causing a blockage or something, you just get a ticket or a court summons. Being a parking warden is probably a really bad job, and people generally don't appreciate them or their work.

  • 0:09 My dad would like to have a talk with you.

  • Noooo he lost all of his eye milk :(

  • danny, georgenotfound stole your 100 shirts video idea!

  • As a Brit a can I can 100% confirm you don’t get a ticket from parking in private land

  • sick

  • Calmly, feel myself evolving Appalling, so much I'm not divulging Been stalling, I think I hear applauding, they're calling Mixtapes aren't my thing, but it's been awfully exhausting Hanging onto songs this long is daunting (yeah) Which caused me to have to make a call I thought was ballsy Resulting in what you see today, proceed indulging As always, the one trick pony's here, so quit your sulking Born efficient, got ambition, sorta vicious, yup, that's me (woo) Not artistic, unrealistic, chauvinistic, not those things Go the distance, so prolific, posts are cryptic, move swiftly Unsubmissive, the king of mischief The golden ticket, rare sight to see I stay committed, embrace the rigid I'm playful with it, yeah, basically Too great to mimic, you hate, you're bitter No favoritism, that's fine with me Create the riddles, portrayed uncivil Unsafe a little, oh yes, indeed It's plain and simple, I'm far from brittle Unbreakable, you following? I'm Bruce Willis in a train wreck I'm like trading in your car for a new jet I'm like having a boss getting upset 'Cause you asked him for less on your paycheck I'm like doing headstands with a broke neck I'm like watching your kid take his first steps I'm like sayin' Bill Gates couldn't pay rent 'Cause he's too broke- where am I goin' with this? Unbelievable, yes, yes, inconceivable See myself as fairly reasonable But at times I can be stubborn, so If I have to, I will rock the boat I don't tend to take the easy road That's just not the way I like to roll What you think's probably unfeasible I've done already a hundredfold, a hundredfold It's probable that I might press the envelope Ideas so astronomical Sometimes I find them comical Yeah, incomparable Replay value phenomenal Beat selection remarkable Slowing me down, impossible I don't rock no Rollie's I don't hang around no phonies (nope) I don't really got no trophies I don't know why God chose me (I don't know) Got something in the cup, ain't codeine (never) Change my style, they told me Now they come around like, "Homie" Man, y'all better back up slowly, back up slowly Woo, who are you kidding? How could you doubt me? I've always delivered Ripping the teeth out of the back of my mouth's The closest you get to my wisdom See my initial thought was to wait But what can I say? I had to come visit Check on you guys, you doin' alright? Your year really sucked? Yeah, that's what I figured They cover they heads up whenever I drop Shake the whole industry, put 'em in shock Come out the clouds like a meteor rock Then land on the Earth like, "Ready or not?" Ain't no one like me, the cream of the crop Don't even front, better give me some props I pick up your body and throw it a block Okay, I admit it, that's over the top, not Deer in the headlights looks every time I step my foot on the ground I get mistook for a lame with no weight to his name Ground just shook, let's not beat around the bush Even my B-sides throw 'em off like, "How's he do it?" Some say I'm a great influence I don't know about that, but I did do the best I could "Hollywood, Hollywood Hope Nate doesn't go Hollywood" You think that you don't know me good You think that you don't know me good "Hollywood, Hollywood Hope Nate doesn't go Hollywood" You think that you don't know me good You think that you don't know me I-I-I always advance, say how I feel, you know where I stand Raisin' the bar, I gotta expand Top of the charts, I'm setting up camp Pound in my stakes, I put up my tent Shoot for the stars, they fall in my hand Stick to my guns, I don't even flinch Can push all you want, ain't movin' an inch I rarely miss, you know I'm relentless Ain't got a choice, no way to prevent it Just who I am, and I don't regret it See what I want and then I go get it Followed my gut, I'm happy I did it Beat all the odds, I ain't got no limits Cannot be stopped, you payin' attention? I ain't gotta say it, they know where my head is They know where my head is (head is)

  • Dude dr.sango is from this annoying channel called zhong. Lol. It’s kinda weird

  • I like Danny's marker wand

  • Blood of Jesus?????

  • goobytoob

  • 1:27 there foot

  • Plot twist: Danny still likes to do magic tricks

  • When’s the tour

  • 0:15

  • yea im greg g:deppressed r: e: g:

  • Well, that's just the life of a student.

  • 5:45 this trick was nicked from Hot Fuzz.

  • “Im gonna put this pen in my eye!” Me too!-- AH F****

  • G. "Google what's a good acronym for Greg" R. Racing E. Elephant G. Gertrude

  • Danny: “He would have milk coming out of the cream cup.”

  • what if he creates clones of himself and he tortures his clones with the magic

  • as a girl i can confirm that all of us go to mcdonalds with a sign that says single and sit on a counter so that we can comedically flip it whenever someone comes over.

  • 9:06 holy shit, h-he disappeared!!

  • remmember pepole how dont like milk dont have eyes

  • Im british and i can confirm that traffic people dress like that im not sure about the private property thing tho

  • 9:47. Bruh. That's brains and brawns

  • Why didn't he just use a ketchup packet for the eye trick? You know, like the scene in Hot Fuzz that he's ripping off? Would the vid have been taken down if he did that?

  • I'm from Manchester, England and yes we do get tickets/fines for parking in a private area, private companies do NOT call a towing company to take your car away over here. 👍👊

  • Legs

  • 1:36 is it just me or is that Sango from Zhong and sango

  • The guy jumped into the pool and his sandals came off

  • The Rubik’s cube one is awful. First off, people can actually solve the Rubik’s cube behind the back. And also it was only like five moves away from being solved. So why didn’t he just solve it.

  • Hey remember wanna see a magic trick?

  • This guy is so good that

  • What of your eye was actually made of milk and if you didnt drink it you would go blind

  • nice song at the end please send me link of this song, so catchy - this video is over now over now this video is over now

  • U r a liar Sango - 2019

  • They don't give you a parking ticket on private property unless it's like a nursing home or hospital

  • Magedian

  • ok

  • As a girl, I can confirm that we do in fact, walk around within a sign that says single/taken. That video really exposed us girls...

  • 14:30 Those woman are twins. Trust me Now for you "I need facts" then it's very simple. They are both either single or taken so clearly they twins.

  • Danny i have a new channel don’t bully it Its this one

  • This is just cringe Zach king

  • GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG THAT MAKES A GREGMISUN

  • Every time it's "BLOOD OF JESUS"!!

  • Cringe Magic

  • 6:49 but... No one does when they stab themselves in the eye...

  • Wow, I wonder why a person who is perceived as a woman would wanna do that? It's almost like creepy guys won't leave you alone unless you're "unavailable". As an AFAB NB, I've had so many creepy things happen to me, from men stopping their cars on a bridge to beg me to let them drive me home (this happened twice), to men straight up harassing me at the bus stop like they're entitled to my time. I probably put myself in danger by lying and telling the guy I wasn't single. I was trying to make a point by saying that. I didn't want me having a boyfriend to be the thing that made him leave me alone. I don't want to need a man to protect me. I kinda just wanted the respect of not being harassed. I was lucky there was a group of evangelists hanging around there, otherwise, I'm not sure what would have happened. They made a protective prayer circle around me and it's the only time a Christian has ever done anything with their faith that was a net-positive in my life.

  • 7:05 This isnt magic??? People can literally just do that? Like what?

  • Your eyes are made of milk People who are lactose intolerant - 🧟

  • Parking in private property is the same as parking on a restricted access area. You aren't allowed to park there unless you own it. However you are correct. Even in the UK (where I'm from), you would probably just get a jacket (a thing that they put on your wheel that stops you from going anywhere).

  • He never Left

  • my name is Luka, so this was strange to watch. funnily enough this is the first time it's happened

  • Danny: what’s up Greg Me: the sky

  • Wait if Danny’s wife is subscribed to Danny’s channel, doesn’t that mean that Danny is married to someone in his family!

  • 4.44 million subscribers! That’s some good juju! Thanks Dan-Dan the Video 📹man 👨

  • G: Strongest R: Army E: on the G: Internet

  • B L O O D O F J E S U S

  • chris chan is a girl who carries a i’m single sign to mcdonald’s

  • watch dynamo the magician

  • They might have jube *But we have Greg*

  • BLOOD OF Jesus

  • Shelewitz in the house

  • The penny wise laugh for me

  • G: Gay R: Raw E: Egg G: Guy

  • my dad can do the pen in the eye trick but with a knife and its ten times more impressive and he hasn't worried about magic in his life

  • 9:08 legitimately I didn’t see Where Danny went 💀

  • I LIVE IN TAMPA FLORIDA! Since Miami is so popular my city gets over shadowed! To bad I still can’t go lol

  • Drew Dre Dr D Dr Dre Dann Danny

  • Yeah, I’m Greg. G: Johnny R: Johnny E: Do G: Youmissme

  • And for my next trick I will proceed to make myself appear in the comments

  • Greg R E Greg

  • Hi im Greg. G- greg R- E- a sports G-

  • What whit the corpse in the cuirtin

  • 9:00 where is he

  • 9:08 da fuq where'd Danny go???

  • I’d like to think this is just a prequel to Kurtis’ magic video

  • yeah you can get a parking ticket for parking on private property, the property have their own parking ticket people that o round giving you tickets, like if you park outisde the swimming centre in my town and you havent paid and displayed the parking officers will come give you a ticket

  • Yes I’m a simp S:us I: M: P:ostor

  • Me who lives in New Jersey: we’re going to New York

  • 0:40 could you imagine if my girl was on her period?

  • Never before have I seen someone third wheel so hard before

  • me: turns volume up danny: im gonna stab myself in fuckin eye!

  • By the way... as someone British... £50 notes are actually useless. Because you can’t use them... most shops don’t accept them because of change. They literally have no use.... idk that’s what I got told when I was younger

  • 😂😂😂😂 "you're not fooling me this time"

  • I have mad respect for people who make manual captions. This guy is one of them.

  • Lul

  • In the UK I don't think cars get towed for parking

  • Your telling me I could’ve seen your show because it was in Boston

  • When I heard Sangos voice I realised hes from the worst fucking channel Zhong

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  • Ok