How 2 Be Healthy

Publicado el 30 abr 2020
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Comentarios

  • Wow. Finnaly a good youtuber!: Good editing, Actully funny, Entertaining!

  • Ha

  • This isn’t related but gender envy, that’s all

  • Why is it 5 almonds? If i eat 6 almonds will i get stage 2 cancer?

  • Maybe don't feed seagulls

  • Fun fact male lions kill and eat mateless female lions cub

  • GERG

  • Nobody: Danny's eyebrows: --_

  • Rug

  • Oh gosh i had way to many laughters.

  • 1:45

  • I’ve been click baited

  • OMG thank upu now im health

  • 99 Greg’s eaten a day =. 9999999 Greg’s killing you

  • I'm allergic to almonds... Guess I'll die

  • His wife outside the room: o_0

  • My girlfriend's in medical school and I can confirm that these are 100% accurate.

  • This is a try not to laugh challenge in disguise

  • But tumors need pecans. And Severe Turmeric Lung Cancer need every kind of nut.

  • Danny really said 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟

  • My stepdad ate so many salted peanuts a day that his legs swelled up and he had to go to the doctor.

  • Scientists should make the water inside of the raisins,that would be *grape*

  • Me after eating 30 Almonds a Day: *\(°0°)/*

  • Scientists need to study Danny. He has somehow managed to find the fountain of youth. He looks at least 10 years younger than he actually is. It's unbelievable.

  • Him:”one lemon daily,yes” Me: casually drinking lots of sour juice 😎😎😎 (but also hates dates) “NOOOOOO”

  • "they should make raisins with the water built in" my guy i think thats called a grape

  • death: "I am, inevitable" *snap* those 4 dates I just at ate: "And I,.. am iron man"

  • hahaha Edit: Had to remove one 'ha'

  • 1:45 *real women cook their husbands...we dont need no husbands..*

  • Ha Hahahahaha............... Dammit I failed 🤦‍♂️

  • why dose he say greg

  • Me: **Is desi and has secondhand embarrassment.**

  • I just realized by weakness they meant tiredness.

  • i'm pretty sure the pigeon sign is a no hunting sign.

  • Just saying the sign was probably put near an airport because birds can't fly there because they're gonna get killed by the planes

  • I’m genderfluid so I guess I’m fucked up but only sometimes

  • Lemon a day= no fat Lemon a day= no tooth protection

  • Wait do almond joys count

  • Him: one laughter please. Me:how about 70

  • Isn’t raisin water just grape juice

  • DANNY YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM HOW WE SIT

  • How 2 🐝 healthy

  • 0:55 ha

  • I may not be a girl, but you can be damn sure I sit like one

  • Anyone else think that Danny might be joking when he said rasins with water built in with them *cough* grapes *cough*

  • I’m in hospital right now, and I can’t move much, none of this would’ve happened if I had just eaten my husband.

  • I have it on good authority that 1 almond is the perfect amount of almonds.

  • dude... drink almond milk on a date while rocking back and forward while praying=god? (danny...its doing a backwards summer sault)

  • Fun fact: if you eat 500 almonds a day, *your dead!* :D

  • real women cook their husbands 😏

  • Im sorry I had 2 laughter

  • 3:38 well I'm gay and have arthritis so pretty accurate as far as I go.

  • I do not get girls - Danny Gonzalez 2020

  • 5:35 this is a bollywood movie called the 3 idiots, none of them are legends in the movie except for the "Kid"

  • That would be grape

  • "He cant even read signs!" Well, it's a picture

  • Just gonna timestamp Danny saying HA because it's the funniest thing I've seen in my entire life 0:58

  • Man looks like I should’ve eaten 5 almonds a day 😔

  • The almond things here could potentially get someone killed. Eating a ton of almonds could be deadly as they contain cyanide

  • 4:38 sONG????

  • 4:25-4:43 George Washington when the Americans won

  • "Rasin Water"

  • I like how there is 6 almonds for the caption,"5 almonds a day, no cancer."

  • I have a strange hunch Danny went to the kitchen and ate 4 dates after filming this.

  • why did Danny add up the amount of almonds when he could just have 12 😭

  • ha

  • How to REALLY be healthy: *Don't be unhealthy*

  • I mean, Boys are nice to look at... 😳

  • 5 almonds a day keeps the cancer away!

  • 4:36

  • 3:39 as a girl, i can confirm that is how I sit

  • As a girl I can confirm that is in fact how we sit.

  • Almonds: *exists* Cancer: *Why do I here boss music?*

  • “They should try raisins with water built into it. That would be grape” 😂🤣😂

  • 2:33 me over hearing my parents talking about me. hahahaha... wait

  • Danny is going to look exactly the same, and then the second he turns 40, he's going to age one hundred years.

  • I can tell these are indian accounts and oof i-

  • “Scientists should have raisins with the water built into them, that would be grape” omg lol

  • "I don't understand numbers, I wouldn't know one if I saw one."

  • ,,they shoud make raisins with water build into them" Me: raisins are dried grapes so........just eat grapes.

  • 6:09 the sims have started rioting

  • I've seen no buddy mention how weird the one about the report card is. Y'all in college? Do people in college even get report cards? Why is the husband getting your report card? Answer: they're in a cult where the wife is actually his niece and a literal child.

  • Gromit mug

  • Haha, stupid seagull, can't you read!

  • The wives trying to eat their husbands thing reminded me of that one song: REAL WOMEN EAT THEIR HUSBANDS! WE DONT NEED NO HUSBANDS

  • If the 4 Dates thing were true I’m pretty Sure they would be Illegal to have or eat

  • Ye

  • ha

  • dang bro i wish i saw this four years ago

  • *The Covid vaccine is really just 4 dates.*

  • I think just the largest number of those (12) almonds is fine... Cause if you eat 12 almonds in one day, you've already eaten 4 almonds in that day, and the same for all the other ones.

  • Fun fact: sweet almonds contain some cyanide

  • I'm insane I had 2 laughter

  • wait... so 5 almond daily no cancer....... so is 6 almond daily cancer

  • dxrv gt

  • if you eat 2 or more servings per week of tree nuts you are 46 percent less likely to get cancer and have a 57 percent reduction rate in mortality

  • Patient- Doctor, I have a life threatening disease, please help me! The doctor- 4 d a t e s

  • All right I laughed at 3:48 so I’m gonna go watch something else now

  • The irony in the situation that he doesn't know any number and would not even know if he sees "one" lol

  • My names Greg